Magical Economics 101

So, I finally got around to watching the Wizard movie after being told that it was actually fairly good. Now, this isn’t a review of the movie or my complete thoughts on the thing. All it is, is me explaining something that has been swirling around in my head since watching the film.

The neatest thing about the Wizard movie(to me) is also its biggest problem. On the surface this world, its economy and its social statuses all changing because of the inclusion of magic, is a pretty cool one. However, the moment you apply any amount of thought to it, the whole thing completely collapses.

OK, so in the real world a person uses money to purchase things(oh my god, I’m explaining how money works). In order to acquire said money a person will, more often than not, work for it. They, as previously mentioned, will then use their well deserved money on goods and services. The companies providing such goods and services will then divide the money among their various employees, providers, etcetera. Those employees then take the money that they have worked for and go about using it on their own necessities. This cycle continues on and on.

In the movie they establish that everything is paid for by using mana. Here’s the problem, the mana that they are using as currency is produced within themselves. It’s completely natural to them. Meaning they do not have to work in order to acquire their currency. If there is reward for their work, then why work? Hell, we later find out that all of the mana spent goes straight to a single source, which means that there isn’t even any sort payment for those providing services. So that means, that not only is there no reason for people to go to work, there’s not even a reason for the work to exist.

I know, I know, it’s a movie directed towards kids and here I am talking about this fictional economy, but it’s still a flaw. One that kept nagging me throughout the movie and I didn’t quite know why. It seems like some minuscule fact that kids aren’t even going to pick up on. It shouldn’t even be something necessary for the story to move forward. That’s just it, though. It’s not just this tiny overlooked thing, it’s a major plot point to the movie. The whole plan made by the antagonist completely requires this mana based economy to work. It can’t though. It just cannot work. There’s no reward, so there’s no workers. There’s no workers, so there’s no services, so there’s no mana being collected. Then suddenly you have no economy, you have a society running on nothing, and you have no plot for your movie.


RRR Vcomics

This is something that I’ve wanted to try for a while now and decided to test it out with some of the pixelated RRR guys that I made. So here is a bit of a bulk post with the first three videos that I made for this series.

Dairanger: Whatever Happened to Lord Zed?

Going into Dairanger I found myself with an assortment of different emotions. Having just come fresh off of Zyuranger, my expectations were considerably low. Obviously the two series should not be judged on each other’s merits, but the biting distaste that I had for Zyuranger hadn’t quite let up. That all said, I had heard a variety of good things about Dairanger and was, albeit only very slightly, hopeful that the series would turn out well.

Thankfully, it did. While I wouldn’t put this on many ‘Best of…’ lists, I can say that I enjoyed myself the majority of the time. The show displayed an interesting blend of tones, both serious and somewhat ridiculous, and managed to integrate a decent number of likable and entertaining characters. This, coupled with my general lack of knowledge on Dairanger’s plot prior to my watch through, led to an investing and overall very memorable experience.

I think I’ll actually start with the tone of the series this time around as it’s one of the more interesting aspects of the show. Dairanger follows a martial arts theme akin to that of older Chinese kung-fu flicks. This is shown in a variety of ways outside of the obvious use of martial arts. The film style of the show is noticeably different from the previous year’s Sentai, taking a somewhat pseudo film like appearance, utilizing effects and camera angles more commonly seen in martial arts films. Alongside this we have the usage of title cards displaying the combatants of various fights appearing intermittently throughout the show. The last one of note actually comes from the Jin story arc as many of the scenes act as partial homages to the genre itself with the most apparent being Jin’s warrior-like death at sunset.

Unlike the majority of Sentai that I’ve seen, Dairanger’s story is actually more of a compilation of different plot lines rather than one major one. While none of these plots get too terribly deep, they are all fairly well put together and are interspersed over the course of the series as opposed to simply being aired in one go and then forgotten. This is one of the strongest aspects of Dairanger’s story as, while it doesn’t deliver on one big arc, it does manage to intertwine its many smaller ones in a way so as not let any one of them become too overplayed.

For instance, the Kujaku story line is played out over the course of the series and is honestly one of my favorites from the show. Now the arc picks up for about one or two episodes at a time before shifting focus away to something else and because of that this story, which could have easily been a one off arc in any other series, became an investing plot line that managed to make me look forward to whenever it would pick back up. It managed to stay around long enough to make you care, but rarely got to a point where it became tedious or dull.

While there is a variety of stories to be seen within Dairanger, there are, of course, a couple that take precedence over the others. The major one of these is the arc surrounding Kou and his heritage. This arc actually took me somewhat by surprise as every previous experience of mine with toku child actors was an annoyingly soul crushing one. Kou, oddly enough, not only turned out to be a decent toku kid, but also one of the more interesting characters of the series. In fact this arc’s early stages impressed me quite a bit in terms of a sixth ranger arc, especially coming off of the almighty Burai bullshit that I sat through with Zyuranger. While credit may go to Burai for being the first regular sixth ranger, I’d say that more credit should probably fall to Dairanger and Kou for having the first competent sixth ranger story arc.

Of course, with every series there comes a handful of negatives. I really enjoyed Dairanger on a whole, but I still feel the need to be fair in my view of it. So with that said, I would like to clarify that any problems that I may have found that might resemble nitpicks are not presented out of hostility or any sort of desperate search for something to hate. Rather they’re presented in an attempt to cover all of my bases. To show all of the highs as well as the lows.

While the main cast is fun and have no real annoying quirks about them, they are fairly shallow when it comes to actual depth of character. Only a few of the characters really get any amount of growth and it’s very minimal at best. That being said, where the growth is applied is very welcome as the cast becomes a lot less hostile towards each other and a lot more team like as the series progresses.

As for the villains, they never really feel truly threatening and ended up falling more along the lines of just being dicks. While quite a few one-off villains were given very entertaining personas, they were unfortunately tied to some of the weaker filler episodes. This actually felt like quite a missed opportunity as a little bit of flair among the main cast of villains would have been greatly appreciated. Sadly the weaker characters such as Zydos and Gara found themselves in the roles of Generals while the funner and more interesting characters had much less screen time than they really deserved.

Carrying on, several of the story arcs displayed throughout the course of the series do run into the trouble of really knowing how to actually end. Despite my enjoyment of the overall set up to Dairanger, it ultimately felt like several of it’s story arcs had fairly lackluster endings. Going down the list; Kujaku’s arc felt very hindered by the inclusion of Gara’s back story and almost slipped into the realm of being laughable because of it. Jin’s final episode felt bizarrely out of place with it coming off as more comedic than the rest of the arc. In addition to this his story felt as if it had more room to grow, predominately because of Ryu and Jin’s mutual respect for each other having just been formed. Sadly Jin was quickly killed off and the arc overall felt less significant than it should have been. Despite my enjoyment of Kou’s story on a whole, it felt oddly stale towards the end and found itself for some reason completely missing its own character of focus with Kou having been removed for much of the final few episodes.

Of course this all brings us to the ending of the series itself. The final few episodes of the show reveal that not only were most of the Gouma nothing more than puppets made out of mud, but so too was the one that we had been led to believe was their creator, Shadam. Now a twist, I can handle. Truthfully the mud puppets thing was not as much an issue for me as the way it was handled was. The twist has no real build up. There’s literally no groundwork laid for this kind of revelation and really only results in bringing up more questions once a sensible amount of thought is put into it.

Now, credit where credit is due, the loose ties that this twist leaves behind do fit well with the final message of the series. That being, that as long as one side exists the other will always be there and the conflict will continue on eternally. This final message is probably the best note that we could have ended on with this kind of series. With the show being more of a string of story-lines as opposed to being one solid story, there was obviously going to be some difficultly giving it a definite end. To the show’s credit, it didn’t try to and really it didn’t have to.

Of course it also didn’t have to make its main characters dress up as old people and do a very gag-like epilogue set decades in the future, but c’est la vie.

So overall, while Dairanger certainly has its issues they never became so intensive to where they ended up ruining the series for me. Instead I find myself looking back fondly on the series as a whole and slowly, against my own better judgement, overlooking those little road bumps that we experienced along the way. When it comes to older Sentai it definitely sets its own tier and while it may not entirely stand up to some of what we have now there is no doubt that, to me, this one’s a star.

Liveman: That Was… Fun?

You ever hear of a film or television show referred to as being “So bad it’s good”? Honestly, it’s a phrase that I’ve see get tossed around quite a bit as of recently. Basically, it implies that a movie/show can be enjoyed not because of its technical merits, but because it is so tremendously bad. Whether it is because the thing that you’re viewing is so over-the-top or just downright insane, you’re still enjoying yourself even if the story and characters are poor. Does it make the show good? Well, from a technical standpoint, no. You may not be able to find any sort of redeeming quality with the show from an intellectual standpoint, but you still might be entertained by it.

To make a long intro short, when I say “It’s good because it’s so terrible” I don’t really mean that the show is any good. In fact, the show I’ll be discussing is pretty bad. What I mean is that I find joy in how ridiculously bad it is. It amuses me. Does that mean I’ll look back fondly on the show that I have in mind? Well, not in the way that most people would anticipate. I won’t look back on this as being a well written show or a series with a lot of emotion and impact. No, when I look back on this show I’ll remember the time when a teenage boy was impregnated with an evil space vagina’s green caterpillar baby.


Liveman is stupid.

That’s kind of the best summary that I could really give for this kind of show. It’s not really a series that offers much complexity in terms of plot and it’s characters are incredibly underwhelming. A lot of any kind of amusement from this show stems solely from how absurd every single thing is. And that’s not necessarily bad.

OK, yeah, obviously it’s pretty terrible on a technical scale. In fact, this falls pretty darn low in terms of actual quality. To start, the story is woefully simple. It follows three students whose friends were murdered by three of their fellow classmates. The fifty or so episodes that follow are more or less just their path to revenge. With the exception of Green Sai and Black Bison’s introduction(which results in about two episodes worth of actual plot) that’s pretty much the whole story.

The rest is, unfortunately, filler. We get the occasional flashback here and there, which goes towards establishing why the betrayal of their classmates was such a big deal. Well, aside from the killing part, of course. Most… All, of these are attempts to humanize the three antagonists and are pretty laughably bad. One villain’s entire redeeming quality is the fact that he was nice to a puppy once. Yeah, forget the murder of our long time friends, this guy really likes dogs. As you can see, some of them don’t make a whole lot of sense, but that said, this is a series that sees the leader of a gang dressed as a caveman who utilizes vampire gorillas in order to rob local businesses. So, logic discarded.

About midway through, we get a bit of a shake up as one of the antagonists, Mr. Puppies, is actually rehabilitated to a certain extent(if you call being turned into a drooling man-child rehabilitated). With one enemy gone, two more take his place and all is pretty much back as it was. And there’s the problem with the plot. Well, one of them. The whole thing basically has Umeko Syndrome. Now, I use Umeko(DekaPink) because she is pretty much what I view as being the perfect example of a waste of focus. Every episode to involve Umeko served to pretty much hold up the plot and keep it from moving. Further more, everything that she may have learned or everything that developed with her as a character was reset by the following episode, furthering the uselessness of her focus.

That is more or less what happens every time there is any sort of attempt to move the plot along in Liveman. Someone may have a flashback or a character may come back from their past and we’ll get a small push towards the story as well as another glimpse into the lives(and potential rehabilitation) of the enemies. Then it goes away. We hit the reset button on everyone’s intelligence and put the important stuff on hold until the next episode or two of plot somewhere much further down the road. It’s little more than a means to extend a simple, poorly thought out idea into fifty episodes.

The characters are also no real help. I’d complain about development, but lets be blunt here, there’s not really much character to develop in these guys. You could say they’re an assortment of tropes, but even that might be pushing it as none of them really do a whole lot. I mean, they obviously do something or else you just wouldn’t have a show, but they never really feel like they’re accomplishing anything of interest. They’re blank slates that almost have the illusion of being stereotypes. I mean, I’ve sat here thinking about what kind of characters they were, but the only things I could come up with were very loose descriptions of their appearances. Yusuke wears a red jacket, is the leader and is supposed to be this upstanding dependable type. Megumi wears those stupid suit jackets, likes animals and dressed as a nun that one time. Joh has a skateboard. There should be more to them, but sadly there just isn’t.

So why am I being so hard on Liveman when I had previously been pretty(ahem) lively about it? I mean, for God’s sake I compared it to Umeko of all things. Well, part of it is to obviously attempt a fair review and let you know some of the issues that I found with the show. The other part is to avoid misconceptions. All too often it seems that whenever a person says that they like something then others immediately jump to the conclusion that they must like everything about the show. That’s almost never the case. A show can be enjoyed despite its flaws just as much as a show’s flaws should not be overlooked despite the time and love a person invests into it. I like Liveman, but in no way do I want you to think that I like everything about Liveman.

Why then, do I like it? Well, it stems back to my opening bit about things being so bad that they’re good. There are a decent number of bad Sentai that I’ve watched and Liveman is included in that round up. What keeps me from hating Liveman despite its terribleness, though, really is its terribleness. Somehow, someway Liveman managed to pull together just the right amount of awful acting, awful effects, awful story and incredibly absurd moments to actually make itself a pretty fun watch.

Unlike something like Zyuranger or Go-Onger, I never really found myself annoyed by what was happening. By no means is it investing, but it’s a delightful compilation of madness that throws all sense of logic and rationale out the window in favor of the most ludicrous story lines that I’ve ever seen in a Sentai. I almost never felt bored or frustrated as I did with Zyuranger and I never felt like things were overly generic as they most certainly were not. It’s not a good show, but at a certain point, whether the writers meant to or not, you begin to convince yourself that this unbelievable usage of anti-logic is almost intentional.

And that’s great! It’s fun, it’s entertaining, it’s insane and you’re just right there with it, taking it all in. So, no, Liveman isn’t a good show. I’m not even sure that I’d recommend it to someone looking for a quality Sentai to watch. When you’re in the mood for the more irrational side of the Sentai spectrum, though, then by all means fire away. I had a fantastic time watching this shitty little show, and whether you think it’s good or agree that it’s bad, either way you’re in for quite an experience.

Zyuranger: That Should Have Been Better

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The Current State of Wizard.

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